When a Man does not bathe for a single month and then takes his collection of smegma and cooks it down into a saucepan until it turns to an oil-like fluid.
"Waitor": Hey chef, table 4 thought there wasn't enough dressing on the salad...so they sent it back.
"Chef": Oh ok, well ill just add some Dominican fish oil and see how they like it.
A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*