dirty nosebleed

A friendly gesture in which one person fingers their shithole and jams said crap covered finger into the snotlocker of another. The nose of the recipient then begins to bleed resulting in an explosive stream of blood, snot and poo.

Dirty Red: My asshole itches...

Lil' Be Be: All of this winter weather is causing my nose to dry out....

Dirty Red: JAM!...ha ha....dirty nosebleed....go clean yourself up you stank ass trick....

by Capt Horatio Fellatio January 26, 2011

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Dirty Carrot

During sex you place a carrot up your partners rectum.

Dude have you spoken to harriet since you broke up?
“Nah she still hasn't forgiven me for the dirty carrot“

What did you do last night?
“Not much just done the dirty carrot with my girlfriend”

by FatalToxic April 26, 2011

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Dirty Glads

The amazing ability due to a large gap in your front teeth to perform oral sex on a woman while your top and bottom teeth are clenched together.

Every time I see Bryan smile I'm positive he can give a chick a Dirty Glads..

by Kuk6969 December 21, 2010

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Dirty Gobin

An act of fornicating doggie style and listening to your iPod while watching your favorite tv series simultaneously doing cocaine from the right butt cheek of your victim.

Jake just got some drugs he wants to try the dirty Gobin shark week is on tonight

by Dannygeesus September 30, 2010

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Dirty Don

The act of using a fruit medley, chocolate, and caramel in a sexual act that involves eating, inserting and covering of all parties involved in said food. The act is finished when a literal caramel shower is given and bathed in.

Jennifer always wanted to have a Dirty Don but was too afraid her boyfriend would think she was weird.

by DSK1234 October 15, 2010

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