porch monkey

a negro that sits on the "porch" on the back of a bus

god dammet jimal such a porch monkey, he took my set on the transit bus

by eric shen May 6, 2006

monkey balls

Describing how cold it is. Really cold.

Man, its cold as monkey balls outside

by Scarface February 9, 2005

porch monkey

A term exploited in a Kevin Smith movie. Currently being defined by morons who saw the movie and now think their the only ones who know it.

Example: A porch monkey is a word used to describe an African American or person of high pigment descent who sits on their porch and.. ah heck I don't know what it means but I saw this movie, it kicks ass.

by wolverine_hair September 7, 2008

monkey

what all guys in the world should be called. some are so god-damn DUMB! its hard to believe that their of the same species!

Monkey! Get over here with my damn bags cuz i got a hell of a lot more shopping to do!

by Karina M April 1, 2008

wrist monkeys

A jiggaboo walk or strut blacks do cocking their wrists while dey diddybop.

Check out the wrist monkets walkin down da street.

by Moe Foe March 19, 2005

Monkey Slap

While having sex doggy style, pull out, then smack the receiving person on the ass with your foot without removing your hands from their waist. Re-insert and continue.

The name is derived from a monkey's foot.

How'd you slap my ass? Both of your hands are on my waist.

Monkey slap, baby, monkey slap.

by Ninja Monkey Boy February 20, 2009

butt monkey

a weird person

ex. Shaun or Kirby

by Elizabeth February 20, 2004