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Simp

A real man. Men who are real at their hearts are simps and appreciated by women. Boys are the ones who deny being a simp.
Male 1: are you a simp?
Male 2: no!
Male 1: oh so your a wimpy boy then
by anonymous January 18, 2024
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SIMP

An acronym for:
Suckas
Idolizing
Mediocre
Pussy
Bro, Jack keeps chasing after Maddy despite despite her not being interested.
She's not even that good looking. He's just a SIMP.
by jonesd18 January 24, 2024
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Simp

a man who do more to impress his friends that does nothing for him but give the women in his life that care about him less.
Tom went out to eat with his friends but didn’t even ask his woman if she was hungry after being at work all day he is a simp
by RealLifer99 January 31, 2024
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He has a SIMP vibe about him
by euacid February 1, 2024
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Simp

Short for "simple" or "simpleton", referring mainly to weak-willed, empty headed men who are the primary demographic for Internet e-girls and thots.
He's sending money to some ASMR girl who replies to his comments. He says she's a queen and he's in love. Doesn't take much to turn him into a simp.
by Cephalopod Delivery February 7, 2024
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Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
by GarMic October 9, 2023
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All that simping will not make you happy
by 2fast2furious21 October 14, 2023
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