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having a small one

If someone is having a problem or issue of any size or any kind this phrase can be applied.

Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...

Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!
If you’re struggling to find your lighter - “I’m having a small one!”

If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”

If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”

If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”
by Muggotron 3000 March 22, 2020
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Mess with one’s desires

When you use someone’s desires to make them feel incompetent or worthless
If you tell someone that they won’t get something they want if they’re unable to do something and it makes them feel incompetent as a result then you would, in short, mess with one’s desires
by YuOfTheNight April 28, 2020
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Just one sec

Takes at least an hour or so to do something "special"

For e.g. Playing with himself usually rock, paper scissors. ;)
Jack: Hey bro you going to verse me in FIFA 20
Harry : Just one sec
Jack: Daww
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one knuckle fuck

This happens when a person that you are finger fucking .....with one finger.....your finger fucking finger....gets off when you only stick one knuckle in and they orgasm.
She's a one knuckle fuck!!! I didn't even get off!!!
by JoeyBomm July 11, 2020
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One way cuddling

When only one party is putting in effort during a cuddle; it would appear as if only one significant other is cuddling.
Dude last night wasn’t very fun because Renee was one way cuddling me.
by Creamcheesebagel July 12, 2020
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who cut one

Another saying for “who farted
“Who cut one? mate that wreaks
by Plummdogg October 18, 2020
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One-eyed Gypsy

when someone skeest in a girl's eye to blind her, steals her belongings, and runs away (like a gypsy would)
"I gave her the one-eyed gypsy, came up on a ps3, a Cool Runnings DVD, and some scented candles, and got the fuck out of there!"
by Abraham Autumnwood July 17, 2012
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