John sunflower seeds 

The name of a fucking legend who will become prime minister one day

“damn that guy is so hot, but not as hot as john sunflower seeds!”

John sunflower seeds by John Sunflower Seeds October 11, 2022

john miceli 

John micelli - child abuse activist absolute animal behind the paddle with many techniques go get the right curvature to pierce anothnys ass

Did you see how swiftly John whooped Anthony?

John miceli - a child abuse activist absolute animal behind the paddle with many techniques go get the right curvature to pierce Anthony’s ass

john miceli by Chrisgromedwards October 15, 2022

john-karl 

my big dick ahh mans he be groaning in my ear like oo oo haa haa!

damn that dick gargantuan, that’s gotta be John-Karl

john-karl by Ysbny October 17, 2022

John Phillip 

He is a man that is a man that has a goose named the goose.

John Phillip has the Goose?!?!

John Phillip by qwertyu876543221 October 27, 2022

John Elway

When you use your finger to block one nostril and blow hard through the other nostril, sending a glob of snot flying out of your nose at a high rate of speed.

It feels so great to John Elway during a shower.

John Elway by Carhgo72 November 2, 2022

John Crawford 

John Crawford is an American professional wrestler who is constantly annoying every chance he get

If someone says you’re acting like John Crawford, they are saying you’re annoying

John Crawford by DCW guy November 4, 2022

John Membu 

A Tailor which believes to be a fashion guru but really is a disaster in the eyes of its customers.

OMG I got my clothes back and the tailor seems to have no issues with it even after raising all the issues with it. I fell into the hands of a John Membu.

John Membu by Magic 456 November 15, 2022