Principal-Asian Theory

The economic theory that it Asians will eventually overcome all the racism and greed and establish world domination

Gotta learn about Principal-Asian theory today in economics class

by D Flawless May 16, 2021

Post-Spacetime Aliens Theory

The Post-Spacetime Aliens Theory, shortened as PStAT or as PSAT, is a theory that holds that extraterrestrial life exists beyond spacetime, where majority of literally all intelligent extraterrestrial life forms evolved into beyond spacetime by spiritual and/or technological means. PSAT also believes that extraterrestrials often get contact with humans since they are beyond spacetime and they can control spacetime and know how to be beyond spacetime as well. PSAT also support that the Extraphysical Aliens Theory is the same as PSAT but focusing more on the spiritual and esoteric part. Post-Spacetime Aliens Theory also seeks on the development of post-spacetimeism in order to explore what's beyond spacetime and it supports that there are more things beyond spacetime we could imagine and we should look for it, since exploration of what's beyond spacetime is valid and should be encouraged and better developed.

"The Post-Spacetime Aliens Theory is a good theory and it might be useful to understand how aliens are and what we should do for look for them."

by Full Monteirism May 28, 2021

Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.

by Eushshtb June 12, 2021

Justin B Lewis: Theory in Individualism

Individual personality in the closest mathematical phrase for its explanation due to forever changing behavior in part to the ability to ration w ones self is, E=mc² / 2. This is also in part to NOT being able to be in an exact spot at the same exact time bc of the infinite possibilities of here to there, so no matter how much any two are alike, the difference in space and time, will always produce a large enough difference that it will present itself at surface of its host.

JUSTIN B LEWIS: THEORY IN INDIVIDUALISM, The reason for the two twins not to like the same ice cream flavor is because #1 dropped his first vanilla cone and ants bit him after he tried picking it up and eating it. After that he never at vanilla again but #2 loves vanilla. I guess u could quote Justin B Lewis:Theory in individualism E= mc² / 2

by Irishinjun7 June 24, 2021

Polysterene Brown Management Theory

This theory covers the principle that you have some people who are incompetent but get promoted anyway due to arrogance, self-belief and ignorance of their own capabilities and limitations. Their self-belief comes across as confidence and skill during short interview exposure where real skills are not challenged or tested thoroughly. Ultimately they become a manager. They try to exert control over all future situations, despite a lack of informed knowledge.

These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.

This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.

It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.

The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.

Polysterene Brown Management Theory

"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.

"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.

by irishwolfdogg June 25, 2021

Griffin's theory

Once a minion always a minion. once touched a minion always touched a minion

have your heard of Griffin's theory bro its so deep it kinda makes me cry a little

by fradern June 26, 2021

Coincidental Race Theory

a theory that racism doesn’t exist and it’s all just a big coincidence that minoritized peoples have ended up where they are in Western societies, particularly the US; often espoused by people who are defensively insistent not only that they are not racist, but that there is no way they could possibly BE racist.

Forget what they learning in school, this prejudice moron must have learned more about Coincidental Race Theory from his own ignorant parents.

by Shogunn2517 July 6, 2021