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Alabama Douche

When you insert an erect penis into a lubed anus and urinate until you empty your bladder and wait for the mudslide to start.
My step sister had not shit in three weeks so my dad made me give her an Alabama Douche.
by DebLos December 9, 2023
mugGet the Alabama Douchemug.

Douche Mouth

When you eat too many salt and vinegar chips and your mouth is raw and sour.
I ate a whole bag of salt and vinegar chips and ended up with douche mouth.
by Hollywars May 30, 2012
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Douche Pocket

1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.

2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.
Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."

Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"
by freebiglurch November 7, 2012
mugGet the Douche Pocketmug.

douche tart

someone who's logic smells rancid and flat.
Matt is a douche tart because he ate my clearly labeled lunch.
by represedasswhipe November 25, 2009
mugGet the douche tartmug.

Douche Bag

A Harsh Term For One To Use Upon One's Sister
Mum, the douche bag just tore up my porn,

Oops, sorry mate, i just fucked you're douche bag
by grantyfrajj June 4, 2009
mugGet the Douche Bagmug.

Bada douche

1. A extremely narcissistic self centered man child with extreme delusions of grandeur.
2. One that treats everyone around them in a douchebag manner
Bada douche: oh my god, I'm so more freakin Italian that you
Dingus: shut the fuck up bada douche
by Ambassador of Queefs June 26, 2024
mugGet the Bada douchemug.

Douche

“Hey douche!”
*brandon turns head*
What’s up?”
by OfficialDefinitionsCompany December 18, 2021
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