a very ugly bitch.
1) Jim: "Dude, I met a fly ass chic when I was down on Broadway Saturday night."
John: "Really? All I found down on 2nd Ave was a pack of dog ass. FML."
2) James: "Man, you're better off without her anyways. I never wanted to hurt your feelings, but she was a total dog ass anyways..."
Chris: "Really? Thanks dude... But why haven't you done any better for yourself?"
random crowd: "OHHHH- BURN!"
John: "Really? All I found down on 2nd Ave was a pack of dog ass. FML."
2) James: "Man, you're better off without her anyways. I never wanted to hurt your feelings, but she was a total dog ass anyways..."
Chris: "Really? Thanks dude... But why haven't you done any better for yourself?"
random crowd: "OHHHH- BURN!"
by farmer grant September 16, 2009
Get the dog assmug. by John Craig May 6, 2006
Get the snore-dogmug. When the primary owner and carer of a dog prior to marriage, marries another individual, the dog becomes a step dog to the other individual.
by MMSPICE83 April 2, 2015
Get the Step dogmug. verb
when a dog-owner returns home to his or her dog with the hair and/or scent of another dog on his or her clothing
when a dog-owner returns home to his or her dog with the hair and/or scent of another dog on his or her clothing
you: "hi rex! i'm home!"
rex: *sniffs*
rex: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling, you dog-cheating son of a-"
rex: *sniffs*
rex: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling, you dog-cheating son of a-"
by whatinthediddly July 8, 2017
Get the dog-cheatingmug. by angie the diggidy dog September 20, 2020
Get the diggidy dogmug. "I didn't know whether to be proud or dismayed upon hearing Jeff recount his story of Throney Dogging the day after he ordered too much food from a drivethru Coney Island. The counterproductiveness of the entire situation was mindboggling."
by X-ian Montgomery February 6, 2008
Get the Throney Dogmug. Someone that you love, appreciate, laugh with, and also can give all the shit in the world too. This person is a friend you can shit on, and then end conversations with “love ya!” Most kirky has a name like Dylan.
by LilSteph March 1, 2018
Get the Dog Bonermug.