1 definition by farmer grant

1) Jim: "Dude, I met a fly ass chic when I was down on Broadway Saturday night."

John: "Really? All I found down on 2nd Ave was a pack of dog ass. FML."

2) James: "Man, you're better off without her anyways. I never wanted to hurt your feelings, but she was a total dog ass anyways..."

Chris: "Really? Thanks dude... But why haven't you done any better for yourself?"

random crowd: "OHHHH- BURN!"
by farmer grant September 16, 2009
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