dick dunk

a.k.a. - pecker splash,water wiener,dick dip, cock splash, etc.
Dick dunk is a term used when you cop a squat to take a shit & your pecker tip dangles down into the toilet water. An absolutely horrible occurance that requires an immediate sink splash.

Oh, I had to take a mega shit & I had no time to drive home so I had to use the gas station lou. It was ripe in there & to make matters worse, I did a little dick dunk when I sat down, so I had to do a sink splash before I even got a chance to shit.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

Dick Snot

Male ejaculant that just needs to be shot out ASAP.

After suffering with blue balls for at least 3 hours, Jennie came over and pulled the lanyard on my meat cannon thus spraying my dick snot all over her succulent breasts.

by Pepper November 2, 2004

Dick Breath

expression saying you've been sucking to much dick

guy: i've been getting a lot of head lately
you: no wonder your girlfriend has dick breath

by idkbutimcooltho December 28, 2005

Jesus Dick

An exclamation or interjection of anguish, usually that which is caused by another person's idiocy. Mainly used on its own, not as part of another sentence.

Primo - "I can't get the toilet to stop running and can't find the plug to unplug it."

Secundo - "Jesus dick, why are you so stupid!"

by Billis Tedward September 12, 2011

tender dick

Tender dick tends to be a cock blocker. He wants all the pussy to himself. He is selfish. He thinks he is whipping the pussy the pussy is whipping him

The reason he's chose hoes over Bro's is he is a tender dick nigga

by Playboybiatch June 15, 2016

urban dicking

Adding somebody's name to the urban dictionary for the sole purpose of getting into his/her pants.

Did you see that urban dictionary entry?

Marc was totally urban dicking Marsibil.

yah mahn, she's hot. I totally tried urban dicking her.

by passdaDutchy February 4, 2010

dick pic

Any picture of Donald Trump.

The media loves to publish dick pics.

by King Arthur's Garbage Dump December 20, 2016