cum-o-saurus 

When you shoot a load so big you could choke a dinosaur

Man I shot so much spunk down that bitches mouth, she called me a cum-o-saurus!

cum-o-saurus by mz82374 September 8, 2009

cum fumble

The phenomenon that occurs when - right at the moment of climax - your grandma calls. Essentially, any action that ruins an imminent orgasm.

Can also be called the cumble fumble or simply cumble.

Guy - "Oh baby, I'm gonna cum."
Girl - "Fill my sweet poonani with you jizzum, please!"
Guy - "Urm.. I think you just cum fumbled me."

cum fumble by conbonjovi December 10, 2009

cum flustered 

When you get poured on with a load of cum all over your body.

Kratos: i went over to Nicky's house and believe it or not i like got soooo cum flustered by Tony.

Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.

Nicky: not this story again...

cum flustered by Shadez-inc. March 24, 2010

cum festerer

a person who produces rancid jizz.

oh my god Kelly, i was sucking Ryans helm the other day and he jaffed up in my mouth, what a cum festerer!! he tasted rotten!!

cum festerer by smitey August 2, 2011

cum on the floor 

Quickly standing up prior too ejaculation due to a lack of tissues and/or socks to cum on.
Abbreviation COTF

"oyyyy brah, couldn't find mi cum rags so I COTF so hard it broke the floor boards."
"couldn't find mi tissues so I had to cum on the floor."

cum on the floor by Swag lord 24/7 x 11 November 3, 2014

Cum-Balloon 

When someone gets filled up with so much cum they turn into a balloon

Damn, Josh fucked his girl so hard last night he turned her into a Cum-Balloon!

Cum-Balloon by Monkey and Stoney May 16, 2016

cum-face 

To describe a pale or an albino person.

"Hey cum-face!"
"Yes?"

cum-face by DawMAD5 March 22, 2017