Dirty cutting board

Putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

Going to have give Joe a dirty cutting board after he nicked my pasta.

by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024

Dirty cutting board

The act of putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

I’m going to have to give Joe a dirty cutting board after he kicked my pasta.

by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024

Slovenian diving board

The act of pouring moldy milk on someone’s chest so it trickles down and the chunks drip of the penis.

Connor:“I gave paul a Slovenian diving board!”
Fred:”yo no way me too!”

by PaulieDonaldson April 8, 2024

Indiana river boat

When you mix all your bodily fluids into a bucket with indiana river water and stir it until it thickens up into a lube like texture that has a greyish brown tent to it. Then use it for lube to penetrate your partners holes and create prolapses as it does not actually lubricate your member. Then scrape the remaining contents and the newly added fluids off your member and the prolapse. Place all that back in the mixture place in a cake pan and bake at 425 for 30 minutes. The finished item is an indiana river boat and if you don't eat it all you are not a true hoosier.

My boyfriend performed the indiana river boat on me, the prolapses were almost as good as the meal afterwards

by Jordiablo April 10, 2024

under the boardwalk

The place where people sleep after losing all their money at the casino.

I lost it all at Tropicana and have to sleep under the boardwalk tonight.

by T00Lio April 25, 2024

A Woman in a boardroom

A phrase used to describe the frustration of having one's ideas ignored or repeated by someone else who then takes the credit, particularly highlighting experiences of gender bias in professional settings

Person A: "We should implement a new marketing strategy for the summer."
Person B: "Hey everyone, I've got a great idea! Let's implement a new marketing strategy for the summer!"
Person A: "I just said that... I feel like a woman in a boardroom.

by Malastrone June 21, 2024

Humboldt River Boat Ride

When you are railing your girl from behind, and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and squirt semen in her hair. She is not as thrilled with this as you are.

I took my girl for a Humboldt River Boat Ride last night. She is complaining that she needs to wash her hair.

by Mosey Flat January 16, 2026