3

It doesn't make any sense. It's a number, but a number for everything. You're sad? 3. Are you okay? 3. The answer to virtually everything.

"Do you wanna come to the park with me Timmy?"
"3."

by suckmypp69 September 26, 2019

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john smith 3:15

“thou shall not dirty dance in da streets”

my dance friends were reciting the bible verse john smith 3:15 to me yesterday

by Johnny Smith 315 October 1, 2019

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The mandaments of a portuguese university's professor
1st Mandament: Piu;
2nd Piu: Piu;
Piu piu: Piu;

When using Piu in a conversation:
- You automatically "win" the situation:

1) Reflects the argument, if the conversation is to continue

2) Ends the argument with no possible comeback
3) Or it can be used as a short version of "that's what you get"

Obs: Piu is known as bird's noise

When using the 3 Piu Mandaments, there's no requirements, you just need to say "Piu" that's the whole foundation

1) Person 1: You're a dick!

Person 2: Piu

(Now Person 1 is the dick)

2) Same as 1) but Person 1 isn't the dick because Person 2 just doesn't care

3) Person 1: Ah s*** I didn't deliver the project on time

Person 2: Ohhh, piu.

by jeremiasoreidokuduro October 10, 2019

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