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Parked

Something boring.
A parked car cannot move and thus it’s boring
“omg it’s not even lunch yet? Damn this day is so parked”
by MrLonely911 April 27, 2024
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The Tim Parks

1. The act of parking your dick in your woman, wife, etc... while only wearing Timberland boots. 2.Having sex wearing only timberland shoes or boots.
"I pulled the Tim Parks, plowed that hoe with nothing but my timberland boots on"!
by Jploppert April 21, 2018
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Park Joe Young

Someone who is a prodigy but sucks ass in sucking ass while sucking asses
mane that Park Joe Young is so dumb
by Havard English August 14, 2023
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parking lot burrito

A dirty (used) diaper which has been carefully rolled up to contain excrement, but was still thoughtlessly discarded in a parking lot.
"Hey look, that lady just left behind a parking lot burrito. I wish she'd clean up after her kid properly."
by Raiyoshi November 7, 2014
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Trailer park rain

This is the action of trying to make it rain at a strip club but without proper funds. Usually done with coins instead of bills. The process of dropping thousands of coins onto a strippers head/stage at a nightclub. Also could be done with a bag of coins across the face.
Biily Bob went to the twisted sister last night and made it trailer park rain on some bitch. Shes the one over there with the mark on her face.
by dortman December 8, 2012
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Ball Park Frank

When you stick it in all three “bases” (mouth, asshole, vagina), cum on their stomach and slide on it head first like you’re sliding into home base.
It was a great night. Gave her the ol’ Ball Park Frank.
by anonymous November 18, 2020
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TDS Park

A depression devolution of South Park where to goal is not the make viewers laugh but to “own” President Donald Trump, Charlie Kirk, and other conservatives. Similar to late night comedy shows that replace comedy with tearful woke sermons and dehumanizing people they disagree with.
Miller: Wow, I can’t believe South Park is finally back. Can’t wait to see what the boys are up to.

Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.

Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.

Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.

Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.

Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.

Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.

Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.

Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.

Miller: I don’t though.

Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.

Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.

Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.
by HonestyKing3 September 21, 2025
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