Today is the Day

Awesome Noise Metal band from Nashville. Have played with well known bands like Mastadon and Lamb of God

Today is the day rocks!

by GaaraoftheDamned September 23, 2012

Green Day

They used to be a good band. Don't get me wrong, they are still around; however, their newest music is more akin to the act of being shat on by a fat, hairy Ukrainian woman. Now synonymous with shit Green Day's music attracts positive attention only from awkward, pre-pubescent girls.

13-year-old girl: I LOVE GREEN DAY!
Sane human being: I would rather be fucked in the ass by four black men simultaneously than listen to that bitch whine.

by greendaysucksfiftyhairyballs July 29, 2009

fupa day

It is on august 10th. Be sure to celebrate.

Find a girl with a fupa and fuck her 10 times. This is why its fupa day.

by lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve February 26, 2010

7 Days

A good time period to have 7 bizzos.

My seven Bizzos. Seven days, seven ways, too much!!

by le magique poutine February 1, 2003

Obama Day

A made up holiday used as an excuse for people to miss work. If they get in trouble, all they have to do is accuse their employer of being racist.

I feel lazy as hell today, I'm gonna call in a Obama Day.

by njguy January 20, 2009

Cirno Day

Stefan's Birthday.

haha ⑨

Heh, Cirno Day and me birthday are ⑨/⑨/x⑨. Hehe ⑨ funni

by Strepto November 19, 2019

Name Day

A Greek holiday that celebrates the creation of your name and gives debbies an excuse to not let you hang with friends

Nick: Wow Ryan, I didn't know you sucked so bad at Guitar Hero even though you got it on your Name Day.
Ryan: Yea I know, even though I've had it for 3 months you're still better than me.

by Nick Chiasson November 16, 2007