douche swarm

A large group of douches that walk around in the halls with their football uniforms. They will usually cluster around or in the gym and spray their axe all over the place to attract more.

Oh god here comes another douche swarm. Hold your breath or you'll be attracted to the swarm.

by spliggyguy March 10, 2016

douche tart

a dumb ass mother fucker that sucks big cock

my husband is such a douche tart

by hxneyed.bxe August 20, 2025

Douche

To give a very typical item a thorough scrubbing.

"Yo, ma, I'm going to douche my car." or, "Hey, Sammy, I'm going out and when I get back, I expect you to have douched this kitchen."

by big_schnasty July 18, 2005

douche

A group of more than one hipsters.

Person one, pointing to a group of hipsters: "Look at that douche."

Person two: "Which one?"

Person one: "All of them."

by Some Guy Named Pete February 17, 2012

Bada douche

1. A extremely narcissistic self centered man child with extreme delusions of grandeur.
2. One that treats everyone around them in a douchebag manner

Bada douche: oh my god, I'm so more freakin Italian that you
Dingus: shut the fuck up bada douche

by Ambassador of Queefs June 26, 2024

Douche

Brandon Zeidler. Lol. What a bot.

“Hey douche!”
*brandon turns head*
“What’s up?”

by OfficialDefinitionsCompany December 18, 2021

Douch-baggery

I was being electronicly harassed, and The cocksuckers wouldn't leave me alone so I started douch-baggery.

Man I that guy just cut in line, yeah that's total douch-baggery

by anonymous September 19, 2022