Chokin the chicken 

To choke the chicken means to masturbate.

Ralph made the world record in the chokin the chicken contest. It was .5 seconds!

Chokin the chicken by Dennis Tran September 23, 2005

awesome chicken 

Better than regular chicken. (often used sarcastically)

Person N-1: So, how did the chicken taste?
Person N: Are you kidding? This is awesome chicken. Much better than regular chicken.

awesome chicken by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008

crunchy chicken wrap 

Only the best lunch besides chicken bowl at south glens falls high school. The only lunch that isn't precessed or soaked in grease. People run to the cafeteria on crunchy chicken wrap day. The best way to eat it is with lettuce, cheese, tomato, and ranch. crunchy chicken wrap is only served once every 2 or 3 weeks so don't miss it! if you wait around before getting in line, you're most likely to wait all lunch period so get there fast. everyone loves crunchy chicken wrap day.

person 1: damn, that crunchy chicken wrap was so good!

person 2: holy shit, i know!

crunchy chicken wrap by sausage for lyfe! January 7, 2012

peace and chicken grease 

Another form of "Love, peace and chicken grease."

It is a slang term used to say goodbye, like "Peace out".

-Talk to you later.
-Peace and chicken grease.

peace and chicken grease by Havijoori August 5, 2013

choke my chicken 

Choke my chicken---To masterbate ones self.(male)

After I saw those pictures of your mother, I had to go home and choke my chicken.

choke my chicken by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

no chicken for me 

When your mom is getting ready to fry chicken and she asks you to go fetch the Crisco for her nightstand and you notice a distinct dickhead shaped dent in the shortening.You hand her the Crisco and say,"No chicken for me."

Mom: Pass your brother some fried chicken.
Son: No thanks. No chicken for me.

no chicken for me by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011

choking the chicken 

another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny

Donny

choking the chicken by G April 11, 2003