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splinter the rat 

The leader of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. He is worshipped as a god among men, which makes sense seeing as he is a giant rat. It is thought that he has possessed people in the past, most notably Shaq.
Person one : “SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ”
Person two: “oh, they must just be possessed by splinter the rat
splinter the rat by Cathman17 April 28, 2021
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pinch a rat 

To void excrement from the bowels through the anus. Drop a deuce, defecate.
Man I gotta pinch a rat!
pinch a rat by Hephaestus June 26, 2021

Quiff and a rat tail

A way to tell your friends you are 10 minutes away
Where are you?
Oh i’m just a quiff and a rat tail away

Baptise the skinny fat rat

HES A VERY FREAKY NASTY BOY .EATS HEALTHY. DOESNT HAVE FRIENDS.DEPRESSED AND LONELY.HE LIKE

S DANCING BUT HES VERY BAD AT IT. HAS ANGER ISSUES. TOOOOOOO FRENCH.
Baptise the skinny fat rat is fat.

Reynald the rat 

Rey, Also known as the cutest human alive, is the most powerful rat you can ever encounter. Not only are they kind and caring, but the only thing he can think about is cuddles and hugs. Legends say that when reynald makes an animal sound, it means they want a forehead kiss. It is difficult to take care of said rat, and thus you need to read a “how to take care of a crackhead” manual. Their fav food is your cheek or a rock so watch out until they bite ya!
Here it goes again, reynald the rat wants forhead kisses. *precedes to give them smoochie*

Nat the rat 

Some who shits themselves but is so confident they strut around public malls with their dookie shorts
Nat the rat smells so bad