Skip to main content

simp

he's a simp
by mmm.mmm_m September 9, 2020
mugGet the simp mug.

Simp

What Kirsten is but won’t admit it.
by Xxchaseatlanticxx March 24, 2022
mugGet the Simp mug.

simp holster

The space between the bed and the mattress you stay in when your girlfriend is doing her onlyfans show or when she’s letting other dudes hit it but you totally respect her choices, good man.
Don’t talk while you’re in the simp holster, you already made me so mad
by Somanyants August 29, 2022
mugGet the simp holster mug.

Simp

Do not listen to those jake boys who call guys simps because they respect women.

A simp is person who does too much.
not a person who respects the opposit gender/same gender.
Dude: Yo, i just bought my significant other a whole car, and random gifts.

his piece of shit friend: dude..your a simp.
by swaggy short boy April 6, 2021
mugGet the Simp mug.

SIMP

When a man doesn’t spend time with the boys and spends time with his girlfriend.
Joe: Hey dude want to play?
Alex: nah I’m spending time with my girlfriend, I can’t hang out with the boys today
Joe: You SIMP
by Spongabobbo March 6, 2020
mugGet the SIMP mug.

Simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient position in his relationship in hopes of gaining her love and afection.
Moses McCormick aka Laoshu505000 is a mediocre pussy chasing Simp
by JSmith50 May 29, 2020
mugGet the Simp mug.

Simp

Kou is a simp for mitsuba. He falls for mitsuba yet can’t have sex with him because they’re both 14.

-
(Two characters from an anime- Hanako Kun toilet bound)
“Mitsuba-kun! I-...I am a simp for you! Please be very gay with me and show we’re both straight so no one thinks we’re dating!”
by Rainbow toffee March 3, 2020
mugGet the Simp mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email