Scope Jack

Scope Jack occurs when a project, idea or thesis becomes all jacked up. Scope Jack typically occurs when a project, idea or thesis is clearly defined across all parties but Force Majeure or other unseen entities conspire to destroy or otherwise "jack up" the project, idea or thesis beyond all recognition of the undestood definition.

A project has been clearly defined and is all but complete when the Project Manager dies in a firey plane crash over the South Pacific. A new Project Manager is assigned to oversee the final stages of the aforementioned project. The new Project Manager decides that the original scope of work must be completely overhauled and the project, even though almost complete, must be halted, dismanteled, a new definition decided upon and begun anew. At this point the project is said to have suffered severe "Scope Jack". This normally causes the new Project Manager to be sent on a flight over the South Pacific by his or her employers to some obscure and barely known conference in a country not found on any known map.

by Barad_Dur April 10, 2011

Jack Whack

The new Joe Blow

Smart-Ass 1: In case you're average Joe Blow walks in-
Smart-Ass 2: Paired with Jack Whack?
SA 1: What?
SA 2: You know, Joe Blow's friend. Jack Whack!

by DJ Wicky Wazz September 26, 2010

Jacking Meat

Basically means, when a Male of any sort is jerking his penis off. Because it makes him feel really good. Literally using a hand of choice, sticking it down his pants to there penis. Grabbing the penis and moving it Up and down so he can give the good stuff to his fellow women. If he cannot do this, then he is considered a "Tardmuffin". "Jacking meat"Can also be called " Jack(ing) some meat" "Jack(ed) his meat" etc.

Example: 1

- "Hey what are you gonna do when you get to your grandma's house?"
- "Oh I'm totally Jacking meat over there"

Example: 2

- What are you gonna do jessica, when you get to his house?

- OH I'm gonna jack his meat. Alot :)

by Letsdoitnowinbedplease June 17, 2010

Up jack

An "up jack" is when you ejaculate into your own face and rub the semen into your nostrils.

You can up jack someone else by grabbing their penis and causing them to ejaculate into their face, at which time you rub the semen into their nostrils.

Oh man, I up jacked so much last night that everything still smells like my seed.

by Thadeous December 10, 2008

wi-jacking

When you are using somebody elses wireless internet connection to get free internet access.

I was wi-jacking Bobs internet access because I can't get free high speed internet access myself.

by Lil Duff 2008 June 16, 2008

Jack d

An extremely sexy man who has a massive dick that could Turky slap anyone through a window ! Anyone would salivate over his big dick

Wow that jack d kid is so hot his dick must be massive !

by Big Dick12345 September 5, 2016

Bike Jack

When you’re riding on a motorcycle and you reach around to the driver and Jack him off! This is highly dangerous!!!

Hayley got pulled over for bike jacking her boyfriend while driving down the highway!

by Rockthecradle12 July 11, 2018