Smart-Ass 1: In case you're average Joe Blow walks in-
Smart-Ass 2: Paired with Jack Whack?
SA 1: What?
SA 2: You know, Joe Blow's friend. Jack Whack!
Smart-Ass 2: Paired with Jack Whack?
SA 1: What?
SA 2: You know, Joe Blow's friend. Jack Whack!
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You can up jack someone else by grabbing their penis and causing them to ejaculate into their face, at which time you rub the semen into their nostrils.
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Get the Bike Jack mug.A song from System of a Down's not so successful Steal This Album. It is the 7th song on the album. The song came from "PIG" from their Untitled Demo Tape from 1995 which also included "Flakes", "Toast", and "The Metro", which is a cover from pop group Berlin. None of these songs are in official albums. "The Metro" did however appear on the unofficail bootleg album "Storaged Melodies" which has unreleased songs from System of a Down.
"Hey Mr. Jack,
Is that the mouthwash in your eyes. Hey Mr. Jack,
Is that the cause of your surprise"- Mr. Jack, System of a Down
Is that the mouthwash in your eyes. Hey Mr. Jack,
Is that the cause of your surprise"- Mr. Jack, System of a Down
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