Sucking the Joke 

Taking a joke too seriously, being offended from an indirect joke.

Man: Feminists should just take a dick in their ass before they hate it.
Women: You know what? You're a misogynist patriarchy pig!
Man: Stop, you're just Sucking the Joke.

Sucking the Joke by 8 inches soft September 27, 2017

Cock-Sucking Train Business 

When a group of males, four or more, assemble on a field, indoor or out. One man(Commander) lays on his side and waits for another man(Baron or General) to suck his cock. He comes to the field willing to suck a cock in hopes that another man(U.S. President) will come and suck his cock. The Commander is indebted to the U.S. President and is bound to bring another man(Breaker) the President chooses to suck his cock. The process continues until the final man(Breaker) does not recieve his reciprocal cock suck.

Jeremy Beck: "Hey next week me and a group of guys are gonna get together n suck each others cocks, if u wanna join let me know?"

Izak Brown: "oh hell yeah, can I get on that Cock-Sucking Train Business (CSTB)?"

Jeremy Beck: "Lol, ya if u want in, for sure."

Cock-Sucking Train Business by thetryplethreat July 13, 2010

console sucker 

A person who believes their gaming console is superior to its rival console. Most likely 6-12 years of age. Also has probably never played the rival console

10 year old kid: my Xbox is so much better than your shitty ass playstation fag.

Rival player: what ever you say console sucker.

console sucker by Axel11111000 March 4, 2014

cum sucking gutter slut 

A nasty bitch that will suck anything for drugs any where, time, shape, form, fashion............

That cum sucking gutter slut sucked the whole football team at the same dam time.

cum sucking gutter slut by HellYea2016 June 25, 2016

communal sucking

When your AP Physics class makes a 10.3 meter long straw and everyone takes part in sucking up the water.

If you want to be a team player, you must take part in communal sucking.

communal sucking by Djuhc May 11, 2017

dirty dick sucker 

one who enjoys greatly putting dicks that of the unclean nature in the mouth

Elise sucked dirty dennis's dick last night so she definitely a dirty dick sucker

dirty dick sucker by holy shit who am i December 14, 2009

sucky 

adj. Has the state of sucking to the max. Has a high degree of suckability.

My girlfriend took me out to the dollar cinema and we saw the movie "Sibling Rivalry". I had NEVER seen a movie so sucky. It was depressing that anyone would find such trash to be entertaining.

sucky by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 6, 2006