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Cunt Stunting 

The female version of "Cock Blocking" typically used for unusually aggressive girls when unwanted attention is being given.
"I don't think I'm going to come out with you guys tonight. I want to enjoy myself and I know if Kay is there she's going to be all over me."
"Should I distract her?"

"If you don't mind, a cunt stunt would definitely do the trick."
"I'll see what I can do, no promises though..."
"C'mon Krista you can do it, Cunt Stunting's a breeze"
Cunt Stunting by B1X December 13, 2012
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cunt doppler 

Is a female whore that can hone in on any man within a 50 mile radius.
That cunt doppler was seen creeping around your house.
cunt doppler by taz1996 September 18, 2012
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cunt nugget 

used as an insult...
a blood clot excreted from the vagina along with vaginal discharge, usually associated with and STD
cunt nugget by jwvaller October 17, 2012

Cunt Snub 

The female equivalent to a cock block
I was gonna hang out with my girlfriend today but her friend wanted to go shopping. She totally cunt snubbed me.
Cunt Snub by sailordude1980 October 26, 2012

Cunt Punterific

used to describe a person, thing, or situation (usually referring to a women)
that makes you want to cunt punt someone or something.
"Your girlfriend cheated on you? That's cunt punterific!"
Cunt Punterific by drklein April 23, 2013

Cunt-Wagon

The name given to someone being distasteful in public amongst friends.
John was being a dick to a copper after we left the club. The angry policeman put us all on the same cunt-wagon and we got nicked.
Cunt-Wagon by The Sheikh May 5, 2013

Cunt-p·i·tal·ist 

n. 1) an individual or collection of individuals who egregiously profit off of the pain, suffering, and/or misery of humans or animals, 2) an individual or collection of individuals who use Obamacare as an excuse for eliminating jobs or decreasing the aggregate livable wages (or hours) of their employees so they do not have to comply with the legislative requirements of the Affordable Care Act, but can still send their children to private schools in Land Rovers.

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Paul Ryan's opposition to the Affordable Care Act makes him a "Cunt-p·i·tal·ist".

That "Cunt-p·i·tal·ist" just eliminated the job of a excruciatingly hard working American mother of four.
Cunt-p·i·tal·ist by FN Q-Bama August 17, 2013