Assassibait

The act of sneaking up behind your friend and jerking him off before he realizes what is happening.

Josh assassibaited William.

by Kirbstreet February 27, 2015

assmosis

When your head is so far up another person's ass you can't think, hear or see for yourself and must connect telepathically with the person whom has let you stick your in there ass for these sensory inputs.

As the tail of the human centipede, Kendar was forced to rely on assmosis to know what was happening in the word around him.

by hot biscuits January 2, 2015

assowl

An assowl commonly refers to the stuffing of an owl into ones asshole. Upon getting proper angles you fuck the owl through the participants asshole.

If you don't shut the fuck up I will give you an assowl. I will put mah dick in the owl.

by mrpage April 25, 2015

AssJack

An object, for example a small firm pillow, placed under a womens ass to elevate her vagina to the best angle for sex.

"Hey honey, lets use the assjack tonight. I want to be sure i hit your G-Spot."

by rilecat November 17, 2016

ass scrap

Leftover poo that is stuck to the anus of an animal or human. Otherwise referred to as a dingleberry.

The dog is not allowed on my pillow because of his ass scrap.

by thecnbaker April 8, 2017

Ass lag

A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.

My jet lag is gone, but I still have ass lag.

by Jayspray June 5, 2018

Assfun

When you are gay and you get a prostate exam for the first time

Gay man: “How was the doctors appointment, honeybunch?”
Gay husband: “Fantabulous! We had assfun together!”
Gay man: “Wha...”

by Cray Cray J June 13, 2018