no-pussie-balls

Similar to the phenomenon known as blue balls, but much more severe.Caused by an hour long arousal of the P-E-N-I-S without the cool finish.

(Jack): I was fooling around with Lauren in her parents bed for several hours the other night, but I never got to penetrate and blow my load!!! I went home at 4 a.m with a hard stick and no-pussie-balls... It hurt so bad I almost wept.

(Joe): Ah that sucks buddy! Next time go see a hooker.

(Jack: Nah, I think I'll just hook up with Lauren's little sister instead.

by Dick Drake January 11, 2009

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pussy pyramid

When two or more women are stacked one on top of the other on their back.

Two strippers did a pussy pyramid for the bachelor at his party.

by Charlie Frown September 4, 2012

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pussy coupons

Name given to the part of pursuit/ courting a girl that involves making phone calls/ buying small gifts to let her know that you are thinking about her. Each single action is moving closer to ward being able to ask for sex (make a purchase).

"Oh, just a sec. Let me make a phone call to insert girl's name. I've got to put these pussy coupons for today."

by Lemas Mitchell January 22, 2008

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Pussy Broom

When the dick is hairy all the way up the shaft and is like a broom for the pussy.

therefore creating the pussy broom.

I swept that pussy out. With my pussy broom.

by thousandsonline.blogspot.com October 1, 2008

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Pussy clouds

Term used to define where most guys' heads are about 99.9% of the time.

Dude 1: "Man, I just can't stop thinking about that chick..."
Dude 2: "Just get your head out the pussy clouds man, and just relex"
Dude 1: "What?"
Dude 2: "It's relax with some sex! It's called relex!"
Dude 1: "Ok, so get my head out of the pussy clouds by having sex? Alright... I'm just going to walk over this way now..."

by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010

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