alex is a lil weird. kinda smelly kinda not. probably has scoliosis and pollen allergies. definitely pours her milk before the cereal and bites her string cheese. she’s really scared of fun rides and doesn’t watch good movies. kinda lame but not TOO lame. has nice hair but she has something on her forehead all the time. she’s a lil scary ngl but she’s soft and she’s scared to fight me. she is really mean to me but it’s ok cause i have fun flaming tf out of her. not sensitive which is actually cool. funny for a girl ig BUT STILL CAN’T MAKE ME LAUGH AHAHAHHA LOSERRRRR
by professor asshat February 23, 2020
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Get the alex mug.One of the most thoughtful and caring people ever. He's tall and adorable, and he makes you laugh and smile no matter what mood you're in. He surrounds himself with loyal and trustworthy friends. If your boyfriend's name is Alex, you are the luckiest human ever. Everyone needs an Alex to brighten up their day.
Alex has a wonderful personality.
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Friend: Did you see what (Person) posted on Discord} last night?
Other Friend: How did he even think of that? He's such an Alex!
Other Friend: How did he even think of that? He's such an Alex!
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