Dirty parks

When you have a sword fight with a trans Asian in the woods only to be caught by a gay park ranger who you end up going home with.

I was part of a dirty parks move the other day, started with my Asian friend and ended with my new gay lover!

by Dirty dirk digler May 2, 2024

Dog park

A situation/event/gathering that leads to interacting with many of your best friends.

~Derived from how dogs get excited/wag their tails at the dog park when seeing other dogs.

Victoria: "So Stacy, Hannah and Kathy are moving into my neighborhood, it's going to be a dog park!"
Rachel: "Ahhh such a dog park!"

by Chrico_PK May 5, 2024

ditton park academy

the shittiest school in england

'i go ditton park academy'

'i am so sorry.'

by spearmintgum223 May 6, 2024

parking

v. Hiking through a variety of tough but beautiful National Parks in succession without bathing. A brief slut wipe now and again is, of course, acceptable.

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Kayley and I and her fiancee were engaged in some very hot parking last week.

Do tell. Did you happen to take any photos?

Hundreds!

by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

Parked

A parked car is not moving, it's boring, its done, it's over
Used to describe a bad, boring thing

Omg its not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

Person 1: "how was that new movie you saw?"
Person 2: "parked. Not worth seeing."

by Big Shlomi May 13, 2024

Parked

Adj.

Modern slang meaning boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.

Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck

by snyplibitus May 13, 2024

Parked

Adj.

Modern slang equivalent to boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.

Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck

by snyplibitus May 13, 2024