Jack Murphy

An absolute dickhead, bullys kids with tourettes and hands out detentions when he feels bullied.

e.g. fuckwit1 "Hey bro, why u down?"

fuckwit2 "I have Jack Murphy as a teacher"

fuckwit1 " You want some mental support bro?"

by HARVEYWIENSTIENISBLIND September 15, 2021

Web-Jack

Someone who has to insult people on the internet for lack of nothing better to do. The difference between them and me is that to them, it's not a joke.

Webjacks can piss up a rope.

by minari-naga March 24, 2005

Jack MacDonald

Attractive guy with a perfect personality. Born in the country Canada on June 22 2005 at Sault Ste. Marie. Excelled perfectly in academics, 4.0 GPA in school. Well known person with a vastly large social group.

Hi Jack MacDonald, my crush. Omg you're so hot.

by Sierras ugly February 23, 2023

jeffro jack

A large male normally what the Americans call a "nerd".They look like something out of bully game and smell particularly bad no one knows. why they have immigrated from Mexico and live in a house of goats and other weird creatures but one thing is clear, we need to crush the rebel scum.

"man what the hell is that smell, it smells like cat vomit marinaded in urine and left for days on end" " its A Jeffro Jack" "uh taking all our jobs"

by MATTICUSBANG! June 26, 2009

Jack Besley

Having terrible hearing. A high percentage of the time with a hearing aid.

If you are to walk past someone and yell a slur, and they are to not able to hear what you said, they are said to be a 'Jack Besley'.

by flooba wooba November 2, 2009

Scope Jack

Scope Jack occurs when a project, idea or thesis becomes all jacked up. Scope Jack typically occurs when a project, idea or thesis is clearly defined across all parties but Force Majeure or other unseen entities conspire to destroy or otherwise "jack up" the project, idea or thesis beyond all recognition of the undestood definition.

A project has been clearly defined and is all but complete when the Project Manager dies in a firey plane crash over the South Pacific. A new Project Manager is assigned to oversee the final stages of the aforementioned project. The new Project Manager decides that the original scope of work must be completely overhauled and the project, even though almost complete, must be halted, dismanteled, a new definition decided upon and begun anew. At this point the project is said to have suffered severe "Scope Jack". This normally causes the new Project Manager to be sent on a flight over the South Pacific by his or her employers to some obscure and barely known conference in a country not found on any known map.

by Barad_Dur April 10, 2011

Jack Whack

The new Joe Blow

Smart-Ass 1: In case you're average Joe Blow walks in-
Smart-Ass 2: Paired with Jack Whack?
SA 1: What?
SA 2: You know, Joe Blow's friend. Jack Whack!

by DJ Wicky Wazz September 26, 2010