horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016

Getting cake up

Meaning getting your money up

“In the back of my Bentley getting cake up “

by 999wrldyuh999 May 24, 2021

cake diver

Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.

Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus

Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.

by DrinkMyH8 September 9, 2016

Olive Cake

The best tasting cake with the worst name.

This olive cake is so good I'll bottom for it.

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022

Fried cheese cake

Someone who has a lot of bitches at school and has crooked teeth and farts alot and likes to levestream illegal porn in public areas

Why are you livestreaming porn in a library wth nice fried cheese cake

by Jimmycrickets445 November 25, 2025

Cake

A thick butt

Bokuto has a cake

by Multifandom Gorl September 6, 2020

Bundt Cake Joe

An individual who drives an SRT8 (scatpack) particularly orang in color.

That guy yesterday was a real bundt cake joe he tried to race me at the light.

by Qwwwwwwwwwwwwwwppp March 29, 2022