zwooking it

to zwook it (verb): A slang term referring to the act of masturbating.

"I walked in on my roommate zwooking it, and now I'm convinced he thinks his hand is a celebrity."
"After a marathon of rom-coms, I found myself zwooking it—talk about a plot twist!"
"She claimed she was just 'conducting a little personal research'—classic zwooking it move!"

by eugeenyy lee October 27, 2024

Zoopaloop

A Jacked Up Guy

That guy is zoopaloop

by Bederad December 3, 2024

Zoop

Being or going through a zoop is a mental state where your brain turns into a chaotic ball of emotions because you can't decide if you actually love someone or if youre just losing your grip on reality. Its when you feel like your body and brain are fighting each other on whether or not you love or hate this person.

I cant tell if I actually love them!

Sounds like youre going through a zoop..

by DemetriusJr January 13, 2025

zoopmaxxing

The act of zoopmaxxing refers to when someone invests into the stock market to get huge gains, typically after murdering someone to influence the stock market, part of the CEO Mindset.

"Hey, have you ever tried zoopmaxxing, it has to be one of the best money making methods.

by RexInsatiable March 17, 2025

Zoophile

A person that is sexually attracted to (or REALLY likes) non-human animals, (e.g: Dogs)
and are probably trying to get into the LGBTQ+ and Furry community. (they will never accept zoophiles)

Person 1: Yo I heard that robin is a Zoophile
Person 2: *gets a shotgun* where is he, I just wanna talk to him, I JUST WANNA TALK TO HIM.

by itslordteamswitched March 20, 2025

zoophile

retarded little subhuman pieces of shit that deserve nothing but hate.
People who are attracted to non-human organisms and have orgasms looking at them

Helen: hey guys i just had sex with my dog, i'm a zoophile!
Kevin: nigga what the fuck
Irene: you can't say that

by imsubbedtogoingnio November 2, 2025

Zoophagous

Someone who is a "Life eating manic"
Someone who is a zoophagous wants to absorb as many lives as possible.

Person 1: Renfield is a total zoophagous
Person 2: Yeah, didnt he eat a whole flock of birds raw?

by Naiveitty December 12, 2025