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Shop Zombie

The annoying people who wander around shops, dazed, stupid and going in no particular direction. Often found in groups of aisle salmon.

Shop Zombies are particularly prone to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.
I couldn't find what I wanted, a shop zombie was standing in front of the display.
by Fussganger May 4, 2009
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con zombie

someone who, at a convention of some sort, doesn't get a hotel room OR does not sleep for most of or the entirety of the event.
if you go to the naka-kon hotel lobby at around 6 am, you'll see plenty of con zombies wandering around and napping on couches.
by jewissss March 7, 2011
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Slam Zombie

A female who is almost completely brain dead and is often used for they're body without caring or in most cases even realizing it. They are often spoiled, ditsy daddy's girls who are accustomed to not having to to think or avid party/club girls who have drank/done so many hard drugs that they have no personality or substance left.

Slam zombies are almost always physically attractive.
Friend 1: "Dude, I banged Casey last night. It wasn't even hard. In fact, she I don't even think she remembers."

Friend 2: "You act like that's impressive. She's full on Slam Zombie."
by hdag September 11, 2011
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Michael Zombie

A internet Celeberity who's real name is "Michael Pittman" He gained fame from the hit site "Vampire freaks" and then led on to Facebook and Site model. He's known for his attitude and style (Which is very goth like). He got the last name "Zombie" after owning over 700 fan pages of the rock star legend "Rob Zombie".
"I'm very weird actually, I freak myself out sometimes, it's quite beautiful" -Michael Zombie.
by Ilovehorrorfilms. October 30, 2011
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Redneck Zombie Hunting

A drinking game where you play Left 4 Dead or Left 4 Dead 2
Rules:
1. Whenever a special infected is killed everybody drinks.
2. Whenever a tank is killed everybody finishes their beer.
3. Whoever startles the witch must finish their beer.

4. Whoever alerts the horde has to finish their beer.
5. If you get puked on you drink.
6. Whenever Louis mentions pills or Ellis mentions "his best friend Keith," you drink.
7. If you save someone from a special infected you choose someone to drink.
8. If you die you finish your beer.
9. If a jockey rides you, drink until you are freed.
10. If you assist an ally (pills, adrenline, healing) you choose to drink.
Me and my best friend Keith got destoryed playing Redneck Zombie Hunting
by CoachEllis November 7, 2011
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bottle zombie

Drunk, stoned or wasted individuals (mostly college students) looking for a late night food fix. They usually can be found hanging out at late night eateries that cater to the younger crowd, serving up a variety of junk food. Cookies, pizza, pretzels, hot dogs and nachos are the norm.
After a night on the town, the bottle zombies found their way to the all nite grill to chow down on some pizza with cookies and milk
by chilebeast March 13, 2012
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keg zombie

A party-goer, usually a freshman, intent on simply spacing out in line for the keg, thus adding nothing to the party.
"Dude, that party was dope until the keg zombies and pong watchers took it over."
by Trillionaire Club September 18, 2012
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