Yoinkathon

Similar to a subathon.
Streamer sets up subathon to cash in money, but doesn't let anybody know about the 1 day cap they set.
Goes on to go offline with tons of hours / money left on clock.

Streamer is already offline?! I thought he was doing a subathon, he had 8h left on the clock!
- Yeah it was a Yoinkathon. He said he was tired and has a fulltime job.
Why set up a subathon then?

by Anamnese August 10, 2022

yoinky sploinky

A slur

Bro don’t be a yoinky sploinky.

by Gayhomphope September 18, 2022

yoinking my sploinky

Another way of saying you are wacking off.

Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.

by cheek.seeker October 23, 2022

yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022

Yoinks

"Yoinks" (noun) plural: derivative of "yoink" (verb)

To yoink is to snatch, grab, take etc.

Yoinks are the objects you have snatched, grabbed, taken, etc. Commonly used to describe ones personal loot in a game, or belongings that have been taken for oneself from another.

1.) After he had won a victory over his opponents, he gathered the loot, and left the battlefield with a full inventory of yoinks.

2.) These are my yoinks, go get your own.

3.) I bet if we go to (location) we can find some excellent yoinks just waiting for us to collect there.

by ThatWordDude January 5, 2023

Yoinked

To be jerked off hard by another dude

Man last night was crazy
I was so drunk Todd Yoinked me
I had no idea it was him till the next morning

by Vegetable124 February 22, 2023

Yoinky Sploinky

the Yoinky Sploinky is a term that describes pulling off a goofy dance move

"YOOOO he just hit the yoinky sploinky!!"

by Painbreak April 29, 2023