Earl Wormberg

Founder of Earworm. All around cool dude. Once thought deceased. Currently lives with his girlfriend Osh.

Ryan: Earl Wormberg fired us!
Brian: Oh nooo. Want some Hut dogs?

by 420fam69af March 10, 2021

Holy Worker

A whore. Also means that the woman referred to is above average polygamous. Holy worker also comes from the greek word "Ιερόδουλη" .

Look at this holy worker Maria, that's her 3rd boyfriend this month.

by Dulger March 26, 2021

Theory Worker

people in management/sales/marketing that thing "in theory that should work"

they often end up setting impossible or stupid goals for others.

The theory workers seem to think that our plumbing company will build a whole power plant for our customer

by xenobasketologist April 15, 2021

tab worker

r/wallstreetbets trader that piggybacks the due diligence of other traders that are equally blind, usually late to the table. Derogatory term for a trader that's continually searching for the next 10 x'er having no knowledge of the company or ticker they are about to dump money into.

You're just a Tab Worker

by Lesssugarless April 23, 2021

Stomach Worker

An absolute dumbass of a person. Their iq is definately lower than their age and they have made no accomplishments during their lives at all. They are doomed to work in the stomach as they are too fucking stupid to work anywhere else.

Fuck oi Finn's such a stomach worker, absolute useless cunt.

by Phuckz June 9, 2021

hot worker

Basically a very sexy person that works at McDonald’s and Starbucks. They usually have a big booty or chest. 🥴😩😩😩

Person 1: omg he’s a hot worker

Person 2: omg ask for his number

Person 1: can I get ur number sexy person
Starbucks person: no now leave ugly
Person 1: *cries*

Person 2: WHATEVER U NEVER HAD A BIG BOOTY ANYWAY.

by Jsjdnenennen September 6, 2021

asphalt worker

Crazy SOB, I mean you have to be to deal with that hot stuff daily. Will usually have an energy drink and a pack of cigs at all times. May also be found on rain days in your wife’s bed.

It’s 100 degrees out and those crazy asphalt workers are out there playing in 300 degree rocks!

by AsphaltAnimal December 23, 2021