Whale burger

the act of combining a mcdouble with a junior chicken at any mcdonalds restaurant

man that whale burger i ate last night was delicious, and it only costed 2.92$

by c.dobs and lapointey March 14, 2011

Whalemart

A place where all the overweight people shop

I went to Whalemart today and saw lots of fatasses

by TheWarHorse100 October 1, 2016

whales are awesome

how to annoy some one when they ask something "important" and try offering a trade

"hey bro look at this"

"but whales are awesome"

by randomdude 12345 January 24, 2017

Whalelord Goddess

A manipulative hoe that looks like a fat potato. They cheat on their men numerous times and have fish smelling pussies riddled with HIV. If you encounter a Whalelord Goddess, communicate with them using whale sounds. I guarantee they'll do tricks like Shamu.

Guy 1: "I got bad news dawg, my girl gave me HIV."

Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"

Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"

by fineaus March 11, 2017

Turd Whale

When some of your excrement is peeking out of the toilet.

Gus: Dude, i crapped a huge turd whale!!!
Zach: Did u hit it when you wiped?

by Stand Wiper December 10, 2010

Blue Weiler

(n.) A cross breed of a Rottweiler & a Blue Heeler.

Weight ranges from 60-100 lbs.

Personality traits: Very affectionate, playful, stubborn, loyal
Not suited for 1st time dog owners, requires an owner with experience with dogs & training.

"What's the breed of you're beautiful dog?"
"It's a Blue Weiler."
"Are you fucking serious?"
"Why yes, I am."

by Lumina March 10, 2013

Mexican whale diving

While in Mexico you release in a Mexican whore's ass, and then you use a snorkel mask to suck out the semen and blow it out of the top like a whale.

While I was in Mexico I used an old sock as currency and bought a fat whore, and went Mexican whale diving!

by mexican whale diving November 17, 2013