Tenderizing the Weasel

The act of masturbation, beating and/or jerking off.

Dude, I totally just walked in on Mark while he was tenderizing the weasel!

by justsomeotherguy May 8, 2009

shine the weasel

to jerk off, masturbate the penis

i'm going to watch some porn and shine the weasel.

by G1969 November 6, 2017

Stink Weasel

An ignorant lazy greasy person likely a male who likes to bitch and complain for the sake of making noise.

OR

One who repeatedly brings up past occasions to their benefit of justification.

Brian you fucking STINK WEASEL

by Ruban May 28, 2004

weaseling

To watch Twitter or other social media drama but never get involved in others' stupidity. Often used with accompanying gif of weasel popping out of burrow.

**Also, to squeeze something long into a tight hole.**

Alexander is an expert at weaseling when everyone loses their shit on Twitter. Instead he watches, laughs maniacally and collects the details.

by xxxWeasel October 25, 2016

Stench Weasel

A person who has facial features like a rat or a weasel and smells horrendously.

Me: Hey Stu, did you see that stench weasel?
Stu: Yeah, Craig is a stinky ugly bastard!

by jaywant July 27, 2008

grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.

"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"

by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008

Cum Sniveling Weasel

A deceitful, lying, waste of space, time, money, and air. This type of person makes outrageous claims like being related to Nicholas Cage and the person who invented glass. Lies permeate the structure of this type of person's mentality and disgusts men and women alike and their venomous personality is highly contagious so beware. An immediate syptom of being infected with this terrible character trait is the subtle development of curly hair and randomly screaming obscenities out the car window at dogs and the elderly.

That bastard just threw his gum at a dog and said "I know the Godfather," what a cum sniveling weasel he is.

by Nicholas Cage's distant relative's friend. November 30, 2006