Wakey Fakey

A lie used to get someone out of bed in the morning.
From the phrase 'wakey wakey'.

'John get up, the bed is on fire!'
'Wakey Fakey!'

by Atani August 26, 2006

bugger off you fucking wanker

A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"

Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!

by James Lowe January 9, 2008

9gag wanker

A person who pretends to be browsing 9gag (preferably in public area), but actually he is watching porn, and then when he gets caught he just says "I was on 9gag".

Yo, Vlad, What are you doing, eh?

*switches tab to 9gag*
I am on 9gag!
You are such a 9gag wanker, eh!

by wanking December 13, 2016

you're the wanker

The proper response to being called a wanker

guy 1: "You wanker"

guy 2: "You're the wanker."

guy 1: "(wanking, my secret shame! How did he know?)"

by TreeWeezel November 24, 2010

Wanker

1. a contemptable person; jerk.
2. a male masturbator.

"You always take the last of the Fruit Loops, you wanker!"

by Glenanne August 30, 2007

dog wanker

Someone who masturbates dogs.

Von (416) is a dog wanker.

by Alex January 18, 2004

wankers tash

The bit of hair that goes from your balls (testicles) up to and around your belly button, like a snails trail of hair

"did you see daves belly, it looks like his wankers tash goes from his balls to his chin!"

by Littlebilly May 7, 2007