Walkered

To be belligerently drunk to the point where one is unable to keep their balance or walk. Entering the state of "walkered" can be the result of over consumption of alcohol but most likely due to the consumption of three Black Fly Coolers.

"Man, Alex was so walkered last night that we had to carry her back to her room!"
"Yo! Lets get super walkered tonight after our exam!"

by Mayor of Turnt City January 28, 2014

ryan walker

A banana lover. Owner of the second largest banana farm in the world. Loves banana milk and trips to the physio.

"I hate bananas!"

"Ryan walker doesn't he loves them, especially in his sleeping bag."

by Dinojimmy68 May 30, 2017

Walker

A term used by drug dealers in South Dallas that describes a crack head or clucker.

Ray Ray: Say nigga, where that nigga Mike's Trap at ?

J Rock: Over there where all them Walkers cummin from !

by Dat_OakCliff_Boi July 21, 2006

Leo walker

Leo walker AKA the hardest in womborne is a social media beefier also has fights with people with broken legs. He's quick tho I’ll give that.

A white van saved “leo walkers life tha day in womborne”

by DY3 July 7, 2022

Johnny Walker's law

Johhny Walker's law occurs when, in an Internet argument, an interlocutor posts an arguement so stupid he winds up pwning himself.

Named for a brand of Scotch which the man who inspired the law was fooled into sending to a fake person for fake information, thereby destroying his chances of ever being taken seriously again.

1. Iain Hall: "John, the facts of the matter are that for all of the Warminista posturing the Australian people are not convinced, check out the two polls that each show more than 70% of the respondents are “unbelievers”."

John: Surname "It’s the idiotic right at work - Iain chooses apparent public consensus on two News Ltd webpolls (which can in no way be rigged by Andrew Bolt and co.), over the scienetific consensus. Why do I get the feeling he just lost that argument on his own? I name this Johnny Walker's law."

2. Iain Hall: "I am not claiming that the Polls are in any way definitive but they are consistent with straw polls that I have conducted myself amongst friends and acquaintances, basically most people do not believe the AGW hypothesis, or they feel that the problem is exaggerated by true believers like yourself."

Sammy Jankin: "Another great example of Johnny Walker’s law in action. “Sure, those polls don’t really mean anything. But I asked my mates, and they don’t believe in AGW, and my mates are a suitable subset of the population from which to draw statistical inferences.”"

by W.A Stalker July 18, 2009

Walker

(Verb) The act of rebooting or restarting any electronic device or program in order to resolve a problem.

The user called in because she could not print, I walkered her computer and everything is ok now.

It is good practice to Walker your computer at least 3 times daily. You should also walker devices such as TVs, Radios, and Cell Phones to achieve optimum performance.

by HelpDesk October 24, 2007

Talk-Walker

Anyone who does things s/he doesn't like in order to fit a certain image.

1) If you weren't a talk-walker, you wouldn't be eating vanilla yogurt.

2) Wait, so you suddenly "like" camping because it fits the college student image? Talk-walker.

3) Merry Christmas, Bryan!

by Example 2 Owed Example 1 Ten $ October 29, 2008