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Don Tomasino's Wake

The act of defecating in the mouth of a corpse.
"I'm glad the bastard's dead. I'm goin' over to that casket, drop trow, and give him a Don Tomasino's Wake!"
by BRM1975 October 26, 2013
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Wake Forest Senior Fifth

A tradition at Wake Forest held at the tailgate of the last football game. Participators (the 4th years, or seniors) buy a fifth of their favorite liquor and its bottoms up until it is finished. Then, a shit show of epic proportions ensues, which includes, but is not limited to: stumbling, falling, making out, breaking tables, throwing up, spraying keg beer all over the audience, and passing out. Loud singing of everybody's favorite songs to sing when their drunk is a common occurance (e.g. "Wagon Wheel" by Old Crow Medecine Show).
Dude, Wake Forest Senior Fifth this year was insane! Everybody was so drunk!
by seenitwithmyowneyes February 19, 2011
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wake up and smell the doodoo

The term is used to define a person who is not in tune with reality. A person who is stuck in the world of make-believe.

A person who doesn't believe fat meat is greasy. A person who doesn't want to believe shit stinks.
A buddy of mine John is no longr cool with me because I made wake him wake up and smell the doodoo about the music business. He wanted to believe artists made more off of ablums than record companies.

Once reality kicked in, he hates my guts because his heart was filled with greed.
by dwayne May 11, 2004
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two days and a wake up

(U.S.) Term used following a particular period of time to reference how many complete days or watches plus the time spent on the last day leaving a service member has before a tour of duty or field evolution is complete.
e.g.: "Two days and a wake up, and I'm gone!"
by Flash Freak 342 March 6, 2016
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Wake up and smell the ashes

A rare version of wake up and smell the coffee, famously used by the Gman in the beggining of half life 2.
So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
by SirGuindilla September 28, 2019
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Wake up fart

A fart that you fart that wakes you up when you fall asleep.
That was a wake up fart.
by Judge dredd7 November 23, 2011
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wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late
Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.
by Light Joker October 13, 2006
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