Voting

A way to make a country look more democratic than it is, especially during a pandemic.

No wonder some groups of people seem a little more desperate to get people to vote this year, they want to perpetuate their illusion of having more rights than they actually do, kind of like a herd. The process of voting, the whole atmosphere of going to the polling stations and voting helps maintain the illusion of a country being more democratic than it really is. The people going out and voting aren't usually the same ones making the decisions about what businesses get shut down, or mask mandates. They're usually the ones being told to wear a mask, or where not to go (until it's time to vote, then they're told to go to the polling station, just like a herd).

by Solid Mantis October 30, 2020

like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.

Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?

by bitchuck May 27, 2025

Fraudulent Election Vote

A vote made for someone who isn't Donald Trump

That vote is totally a Fraudulent Election Vote, you can tell by the fact that it isn't a vote for Trump

by topsailpolitics November 07, 2020

People Voted

When your fucking idiot friend think people need to vote on a word to be in the Urban Dictionary

Dude pretz put it on urban dictionary and people voted

by DrPeopleVoted July 10, 2019

I vote pro

Phrase used on the internet (founded by a man going under the alias of Flamecrest) to express your approval in a longer sentence than 'Okay.' or 'Sure.' Counterpart of 'To vote con'.

"We should totally have a Urban Dictionary sub-forum!"
"Sounds great, I vote pro."

by FDman May 17, 2010

vote gloat

When you feel elated that the candidate for which you voted won the election.

Ah, the vote gloat that occurs when someone like she wins.

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

finding votes

The process of counting votes validly and timely cast by eligible voters in a legitimate democratic election.

Alternatively used as “finding ballots.”

“Finding votes” was first used by the 45th U.S. president during the 2020 presidential election:

“They are finding Biden votes all over the place - in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. ...”

— U.S. President Donald J. Trump, Twitter, November 4, 2020

by ElectionObserver November 05, 2020