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thotho

Indian word for penis. The word was made famous by Depe of ottawagolf.com and mybindi.com whose use of the world caught on and started a global thotho phenomenon.. even in the golf world!
How big is your thotho?
Does your dad's thotho smell like your ass?
Did your uncle touch your thotho while you were sleeping?
If you bend over as much as you can, can you suck your own thotho?
My cousin sucked 7 black thothos
by thotho June 11, 2006
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toothpick

a person who is diagnosed with or suffers from any kind of cancer disease,indicating the loss of weight and decline in health after all the chemo therapies and medication.
Uncle Sam was at the doctor's last week.He is a toothpick now.
by milanfanabhi January 13, 2010
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toothbrush

invented in Hillman, Michigan.... if it were anywhere else it would be the teethbrush
hey i lost all my teeth except for one... can i use your toothbrush
by JmfT19 October 7, 2009
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'Tooth Fairy

Any idiot who constantly wears their blue-tooth earpiece, wheather they are actually on the phone or not; like it is a new fashion accesory.
Man, I always thought Sam must be a popular guy because he's always wearing his earpiece, but I found out he's just a 'Tooth Fairy.
by J. Cox December 27, 2008
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Toothpaste nuts

when your testicles are impacted with such blunt force that they no longer retain shape; rather they have the viscosity of tooth paste.
the patient rode his mountain bike off such a high cliff that when the seat impacted his testicles the doctor had to diagnose him with toothpaste nuts
by ernae August 18, 2011
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Toothpaste

Toothpaste is an hygiene item that everyone should use. It saves your life... and other peoples lives. It would be great if you woke up in the morning and immediately brush your teeth. It sounds very simple, because it is very very simple. Its not that hard people. All you have to do is get up and go to your bathroom and pop out that toothbrush and toothpaste and get to working. Thank you all for your cooperation! And I hope you feel amazing when people are actually talking to you now. (:
"Ew whats that smell?"

"I think its Becky.. she hasn't been using her toothpaste. I don't even think she knows what that is."
"Oh dang, i'm going to go over there and tell her."
"Be careful!"
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Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets

The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.
"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"
by Blitz77 May 21, 2010
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