Toad head

The action of oral sex but with a twist, their tongue is out during.

She enjoyed giving him toad head

by Gremhold September 7, 2017

Toad Nipples

When your nipples are so hard they have bumps and it feels like a toad.

" Man it's so cold I got toad nipples"

by lostprophet1900 June 9, 2017

Toad Head

When a person with a really long tongue performs oral sex in a manner much like a toad eating a fly.

" I just got toad head from Gene Simmons. Best and weirdest experience of my life"
"Gene Simmons is gay?"

by Pho Kyu December 4, 2017

toadcrap

Stuff that comes out of a but hole of a toad. Like Umbridge.

The toadcrap dropped like a sack out of Umbridge

by Shitfacesouha February 19, 2018

toadskins

Slang for paper money, probably relating to the black print on the front, rather than the green color on the back of the bills (greenbacks).

Friend: "We are saving all my coins, and even some of my toadskins, for our trip to France!
Me: "Me, too!"

Dude: "Toadstools multiply in the dark so maybe my toadskins will, too, if I put them under my bed."
Me: (eyeroll)

by speechpath September 7, 2018

twaddlebug

A lazy worker with a limp who has a droopy face who constantly bitches and shoves head up other people’s asses.

Oh shit here comes that twaddlebug be quiet.

by Badbug18 September 26, 2018

toadily

Wholly pertaining to the topic of a small bumpy/leathery-skinned amphibian that's been dubbed "the gardener's best friend", since it devours harmful bugs and worms.

"The Wind In The Willows" is a story about a diverse group of animal friends, but a majority of its chapters are toadily about one of them in particular, and detail the other creatures' less-than-positive interactions with him.

by QuacksO October 20, 2018