Tinkle Douche

Someone you don't like, or someone you are mad at.

You just drank the last Dr.Pepper, you Tinkle douche!

by Igotta Tinkle November 30, 2009

Tinkletrousers

1) Professor Pippy Pee-Pee Poopypants' new last name.

2) Diapers for dogs and cats.

3) Whoever just wet themselves.

"Oh no. Not again!"

~What you say when:
a) You see Tippy Tinkletrousers
b) Your dog misses the bush
c) You become a Tinkletrousers

by namenotrequired December 5, 2009

Twinkiepottamus

A fat kid who eats to much junk food.

Look at those twinkiepottamus run the train on those Little Debbie's.

by fireslayer January 1, 2010

Twinkie the kid

A person that is constantly masturbating insinuating he is more cream filled than a Twinkie.

Ryan: Nick is Kyle coming out tonight?

Nick: No I can't get Twinkie the kid away from the computer.

by HatersRInTheBuilding November 20, 2011

Twinken

The guy in your workplace who hides a box of Twinkies in his desk drawer, doesn't ever share, and denies ever eating Twinkies.

Hey, are you Twinken around on me again?

by cramroop May 11, 2016

Twinkie Express

The act of pinning one down and dragging your sack across there face while eating a twinkie.

Guy 1: 'That guy is really annoying.'
Guy 2: 'Why don't you give him the ole twinkie express.'

by schmookerdingle February 5, 2017

Tinkle Toes

Tinkle Toes is a phrase you use when a young (or old) child has wet them selves while they are wearing ballet tights.

"Aww, looks like jamey here is our little tinkle toes!"

by Some Random Unicorn March 19, 2017