Its an urban legend that while you are nailing a chick her twat locks up and you can't pull your dick out.
"Dude, did you hear what happened to Sully last night? He was doing his girl and she got lock twat"!!! "Her dad came home and they had to go to the E.R. and get a doctor to release her lock twat".
by Sully baby March 01, 2009
The mustache of a cunnilingus aficionado. Generally bushy, and smelling slightly of poon juice, thereby offering a lingering olfactory reward to the twat broom's owner.
Dude, how can you rock that twat broom, when it totally interferes with your consumption of the david lee roth?
The twat broom requires some sacrifices, but also offers certain rewards that defy description in polite society.
You mean like how your face always smells like a pussy?
Exactly!
The twat broom requires some sacrifices, but also offers certain rewards that defy description in polite society.
You mean like how your face always smells like a pussy?
Exactly!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 13, 2010
When 2 or more females start hanging out too much and begin cycling together. Therefore, wrecking everyones lives around them.
by JamesBong aka Agent 00420 September 01, 2010
My twat chops work wonders when my wife violates the house rules. "laura was being a drater so I twat chopped that hoe"
by ladrater October 16, 2010
by Criz April 09, 2004
Someone who has gained almost Royal Status in the extent of their idiotic actions. A leader amongst Twats.
Nightclub doorman: "You're not entering this club with a stripy shirt!"
Person 1: "You Sir are a Twat earl!
Person 1: "You Sir are a Twat earl!
by Orlando Prestidge and Matt Lund January 23, 2008
An expletive or profanity used when referring to or addressing those within the realms of a blue chip corporation, business or PLC. In fact anyone who is business oriented to the extremes of management strategies and business luncheons or lower management with an ego far beyond their authoritative perimeter. They are usually found lingering around motorway service stations or adjusting their cheap suits in outdated 80's office block mirrored windows.
Every office usually has a collection that seem to hang around together.
Every office usually has a collection that seem to hang around together.
"you/they are all corporate twats"
"I can't stand their corporate twattery"
"I'm never taking a corporate twatting - I'll walk first"
"My boss is a corporate twat"
"He/she/those belong amongst corporate twats"
"I can't stand their corporate twattery"
"I'm never taking a corporate twatting - I'll walk first"
"My boss is a corporate twat"
"He/she/those belong amongst corporate twats"
by jez price February 13, 2007