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The Kansas Tornado

When you Insert your penis into a blender, and hope it feels good
Denis performed The Kansas Tornado, and is now bleeding profusely, out of his cock
by Mr.CockBlender December 30, 2022
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tornado

A sudden and inexplicable increase in customers, causing massive amounts of damage and devastation. Then, just as strangely as it appears, the whole thing blows over and the place is empty and now wrecked.
"We've just had a bit of a tornado in here, Boss."
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
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wet tornado

a guy rubbing his penis into a girls ear while cumming.
Pablo wanted to get back at that bitch so he gave her a wet tornado.
by Katartha May 14, 2006
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fuck tornado

A fuck tornado is perhaps the most unstoppable force in the known universe.
by ttb193 October 6, 2010
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cleveland tornado

when u do a girl in the butt and she starts to shit and you spin her around while shes shitting
i had to clean up the mess after i gave becky a cleveland tornado
by DTERR December 28, 2004
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Tornaie

A term first coined by Sean of Street Fighter 3 fame during his "tornado kick" or "tatsumaki senpuu kyaku", it is now used as a positive verb not unlike "good" or "awesome".
Michael: Yo, what it do? How was the club last night?

Tom: TORNAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
by T-Rox0r August 2, 2006
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tornado

A sexual practice involving a sturdy lazy susan or other freely rotating platform. A female (or male, if you're into that) kneels, preferably naked, on the lazy susan, tongue out. A male with pants down facing the female stands aside the kneeling girl and gets her spinning by gently spinning her by the shoulders. As she passes by, the female may lick or lap at the erect penis. The faster the male spins the female, the more pleasurable the experience.

For additional fun, additional males can join in the circle...and this is NOT gay and as long as the males don't make eye contact with eachother.
Sorry about last night...I didn't mean to keep "slapping" you in the cheek as we were practicing the tornado.
by w4w May 18, 2006
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