Tool

A person who doesn't return phone calls, emails or texts for no reason other than there narcissistic, self-absorbed hillbilly ass would rather sit on their thumb and twist.

Steve- Hey, I tried calling you last nite, everything ok?

Gina- OMG, i lost my phone, i was sleeping, BLAH BLAH BLAH

Steve- Tool

by VW2008 February 15, 2010

Tool

Someone who continuesly gets used by a person or multiple people.

kid #1 Hey can you pick me up even though i am over an hour away.

tool kid:Yea no problem I will be right there.

Kid #2 Dude that kid is a fucking tool of course he will pick us up.

by Niglit June 18, 2006

Tool

1) Someone who is SOO stupid they dont know they are getting used

2) Someone who is only good for using. Dylan

Dylan: I LIKE POKEMON!!!

Jack: u suck nuts tool

by Thundrstryke September 5, 2006

Tool

One who conforms to those around him/her, usually him. Has no personal identity. Is often mocked for being such a tool.

Hey look, that group of guys are such tools.
Wow, taylor's such a tool.
The Backstreet Boys where such tools.
Go home, you tool.

by Rustyzz January 1, 2008

Tool

Noun
1. A person or persons being used by the government.
2.A poser
3. A person that thinks they are cool but really are not.
4.A person to dumb to think for themselves.
5.A wigger.
6. A liberal Democrat.

Get the hell out of here TOOL.

by Dustin Schorle July 20, 2008

The tool

Meaning a weapon such as a gun or knife. Or another word for penis.

Weapon: dont make me use the tool on you.

Penis: girl you cant handle the tool.

by Jboyglinton June 4, 2016

Tool

the guy that does shit for women (holds bag, buys toys, all of the stuff you would normally do but just way to much)
the guy that wears seersucker shorts, a polo with a colar up and neon green wayfarers where ever they go
the guy that blows at sports but thinks hes good

Dude, did you kyle flirting with lily and holding her bag and shit
Yeah, he's such a tool

by Andyslaybids March 21, 2010