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Timper

You can't define Timper. Second ranked after Chuck Norris, you cannot define what a Timper is. You can't divide it to any number whatsoever, and is made up of a massive chunk of mass that's both unstoppable and unmoveable.

Taylor Lautner's Twilight movie character name "Jacob Black" originally came from a Timper.
Chuck Noris and Timper in a fight, what happens?

Second Super Nova.
by Lompimp February 22, 2012
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Vermont Tree Tapper

When you funnel Pure Vermont Maple Syrup into your asshole and then have a girl suck it out through a straw.
Larry wanted to spice up his love life, so he talked his girlfriend into giving him a Vermont Tree Tapper.
by BillGatesEatsChildren February 27, 2010
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Poison Tipped Dart

When you are fucking a girl in the ass, and right when you are about to come, you stick an ecstasy pill to the tip of your dick and shove it back in her ass.
This girl said she wanted to try E up her ass, so I gave her the ol' poison tipped dart.
by theknowmad September 6, 2009
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Baby Tripper

Someone who watches over someone else who is having a trip on some sort of hard drug.

A babysitter for someone who is tripping.
If you're worried about trying LSD for the first time, you should get a baby tripper.

Ryan's never done DXM before, so he had Andy keep an eye on him. He'd heard that Andy's a good baby tripper.
by Andy Ryan Christensen August 7, 2010
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tippets girls

Tippets girls are the hottest girls in all of Mercersbug Academy. Tippets in general is awesome.
Is that a Tippets girl?

Well no duh, she's flippin' gorgeous!
by tippy gals January 28, 2005
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toppers

The sexual act of exposing or allowing the fondling of the top half of a female, ie breasts.
That chick was only half slutty; she only gave toppers.
by Professional Cyborg December 25, 2007
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TapperSpray

dude get down im gonna tapperspray this zombies ass
by this girl on tonya 98 March 29, 2010
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