Trigger Mortis

A certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during button mashing video games. Most often associated with heated matches of Mario Party.

Dude, I so could have won that minigame had I not caught the trigger mortis!

by thiscouldcureit October 22, 2011

Triggered

Adj.

Adjective that you can use to describe your political opponents when they say literally anything.

James - I think what my congressman did was unethical. He shouldn't have called this 5 year old kid the T word.

Gregory - Oh come on now James, aren't you just TRIGGERED?

by James_godhandle February 4, 2020

trigger

the best dog in the world. my dog. german shepherd. quite shy but lovely. <3

me:hey trigger *throws ball* fetch!
*trigger gets ball*
me:yeah...trigger bring it back now
*trigger runs off with ball until i have to chase him all around the garden*

by FlamingLips September 16, 2008

Trigger

Trigger is a roadsweaper. He has had the same broom for over 15 years!

-auwight Trigger!
-auwight Dave!

by kepy seema September 25, 2003

trigger happy

Person who feelings are easily hurt, and or is easily offended at everything!

Guy 1: That girl Jenny gets so offended at everything!

Guy 2: I know man! She is so trigger happy!

(Jenny overheard it)
Jenny: WHAT! I'm offended by that!

by Freedomcis July 28, 2016

trigger happy

Used to discribe someone who, in an irc, hits Enter before finishing a word.

<wax> Dude, Meet the Parents sucke
<andrew> Your a little trigger happy today. eh?

by Wax February 28, 2005

Trigger

A trigger is a person who handles the dirty work. Somebody who isn't afraid of the consequences. Sometimes he isn't the brightest one in the bunch but he's got balls.

If you don't want problems, it would be In your best interest to leave before trigger gets here.

by TheDarkNarc137 August 28, 2016