Pulling a Myles

When you masturbate to seriously kinky shit.

Jared: I was Pulling a Myles last night.
Micheal: Dude stop watching ear fetish porn.

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF November 14, 2019

Pulling a lali

Used to refer to spending the weekend not particularly doing anything, like spending the whole day in bed and generally being lazy.

Almost exclusively used in the work environment.

How did you spend the weekend?

Didn't do anything.. I was Pulling a lali

by RevelationCS October 29, 2010

Pulling a SCOMO

The act of pissing off right when things are at their busiest when your needed the most.

"Where's Damo?, we're busier than a one-armed-pimp in a bitch-slapping contest and the dog cunt has gone missing."

He must be pulling a SCOMO

by Corndog_Limp February 2, 2020

Pulling a jayzen

Being an unwieldy amount of time late or early to an event of any sort

Person 1: Bro my man said he would go live like 2 months ago
Person 2: yeah he’s really pulling a jayzen isn’t he

by Gamergod 69420 June 27, 2022

pulling a joaquin

The act of anticipating the grueling tasks involving team work and stepping forward as the pioneer of progress by beginning the work often keeping it simple and brief, thus removing oneself from the responsibility of monitoring the evolution of the project or rendering the final product.

On an email or text message:

"Hey team, i'll send the introduction to the 19th century Marxism paper, later tonight"

-That guy is pulling a Joaquin on us-

by Depardieus September 3, 2012

Pulled a Zando

In a competitive game of Overwatch you make every possible bad decision you can and greatly cost your team a win.

Person 1: That was so free, what is our genji doing playing it into hog/mei?
Person 2: He really pulled a zando.

by WatsernameRose February 1, 2021

Pulling a Sachet

Being a double spy sending images of a very cool baby and then flirting with several women

Sachet is Pulling a sachet.

by DefinitelyNotCharan March 11, 2019