by Northern Eiffel Tower May 4, 2025

PALMER HAS SUCH A FLAT ASS IT ACTUALLY IS HORRENDOUS. EVERYTIME I SEE IT WHILST WATCHING THE THING 1982, I WINCE IN PAIN AND FLINCH. HOW DOES HE WALK AROUND CARRYING JUST SKIN AND BONE, NO FAT!!
palmer the thing has such a flat fucking ass it actually pains me to look at, you wouldnt be able to shake that shit !!!
by meowbark13 June 4, 2023

a school filled with a bunch of basic ass faggots. almost everyone is ugly as fuck and has no personality. everyone there is either a nic addict or extremely judgmental and they are all pussy ass bitches who use daddy’s money to get whatever the want. your popular if your on the football team filled with a bunch of white boys who can barely pick up the ball or a fugly cheerleader who can’t even do a fucking cartwheel properly
by ifuckyourchubbymom November 22, 2021

When your smashing your side piece and as she climax’s she begins a blood curdling scream and flys off in a visually askew manner.
Dude, last night when I was banging Susan she whispered into my ear “Duggy, give me a Laura Palmer orgasm”
by Shut up Daria April 2, 2025

Carrie Palmer Weber Middle School is one of the best middle schools ever. The grades range from 6-8. The teachers are amazing! They make you do there work but they teach it in a very fun way!
You - Hey.... my kid next year is going Weber. Any recommendations of what school to go to?
Me - Carrie Palmer Weber Middle School.
Me - Carrie Palmer Weber Middle School.
by Bluecat16 January 10, 2018

This is a round about way of referencing masturbation. The Palmer twins refer to a person's two hands, which he would use to stroke his manhood. Not sure if it would be used as a term for women
After watching some porn, he decided to pay a visit to the Palmer twins.
The Palmer twins never complain when I'm in the mood for sex...
The Palmer twins never complain when I'm in the mood for sex...
by Magnum0970 May 17, 2016

variations include the Shitfaced John which is a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.
by ambasator of Mix September 23, 2011
