Paige Amy Palmer

A person whos humor revolves around only making fun of other people, and enjoys kidnapping young children to consume in her basement.

"Paige Amy Palmer, please let the children go, they don't deserve this"

"lol no, virgin" -Paige

by mace_on November 2, 2022

Palmer

A guy with a record breaking Penis

Jeez, That guy over there! That’s a palmer!

by Palmer February 22, 2020

Arnold Palmer

A fat short cock.

That dude has a total Arnold Palmer.

by dylanswi April 25, 2010

Palmer rich

When you sell a house n make bank and people won’t STFU bout it.

Ima sell my house n be Palmer rich

by anonymous November 4, 2021

Walter Palmer

An american hero who on the fourth of July weekend of 2015 terminated the terrorist cat known as Cecil, a member of the lion family who supported Al-Qaeda and held flag burning rallies.

"May 2nd, 2011: hey we got Osama Bin Laden they must have sent Walter Palmer in!"

by Not from a jedi January 4, 2021

Earl palmer

Rosie palms putting some earl or twist into a handy.

I asked a girl for a handy then a guy told me he could give me an earl palmer I would never forget.

by TheRealLordDampnut June 13, 2022

Rocket Palmer

Iced tea mix %50 with Rockstar Energy + Hydration Lemonade.

variations include the Shitfaced John which is a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.

by ambasator of Mix September 23, 2011